Valentines and Helvetica

I'm using the font Helvetica. It sounds like some kind of demon, 

I mean, say that word, Helvetica...

creepy.

So I guess its that time of year again.

Good old Valentines day. 

and remember kids, nothing says I love you, like a stupid stuffed animal,

I mean seriously....?

seriously....

I mean it probably works when your a child, but come on! 

Dudes you have got to stop buying these ridiculous gifts for your lovey doveys. 

PLEASE.

Liz out

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