Don't read this, it's sad.

         I'm so sad, this makes two of my favorite actors, who have passed away this year. Mickey Rooney and Robin Williams. It hurts when someone who's acting ability's/profession you admired so deeply passes away. I'll never forget these two people. And the way they managed to make me smile even when I felt like a complete waste of space. And with that I share a few scenes...

-Mickey Rooney

-Robin Williams

-Liz 

Floppy Retina

     

I don't know who made this but can I please borrow it? Thanks.

   Today was absolutely menacing. I woke up much too early and had a coffee, so you can guess how the morning went. I was wired and I was talking too fast. I kept trying to ask my Mom if she thought I would look good with an Afro and she kept ignoring me, even though I was yelling from the backseat, over the radio that someone kept turning up to drown me out. Typical. I think people like finding creative ways to tell me to shut up.
      My Mom's  ( who has been having a bizarre array of health issues) eyes have been screwed up for the past week and we took her to see the optometrist and ophthalmologist. Not only did we have to wait forever in a room with four screaming children (one in-particular accused me of tightening the soap bottle lid in the restroom, now that I think of it, I wish I had. Is that bad?)
     My mom had talked with me last night, she was afraid that her retina was detached and they were going to tell her that she would have to have it surgically corrected, that she wanted me to go into the examination room with her. So when they called her back I stood up to go in with her and my sister followed and the Optometrist quite rudely says to me "We don't need you in here, go out there and sit down." Nothing ticks me off more than things like that. I wouldn't have went with my Mom if she didn't ask me to go. I don't like being spoken to like a child, I'm 20 years old. And I'm not about to be scolded by a complete stranger. What a poor way to run a business, being rude to your customers will only result in one thing, no longer having customers. After seeing the ophthalmologist and leaving she told us that he had said the retina wasn't detached but some gel or something that is around the retina or in the retina (I know nothing about eyes, don't judge me.) was flopping around in her eye (and the doctor said it was "annoying" can I just say DUH). So yeah, my mom has floppy retina stuff.

       I realized something while standing in line at the Dollar store, that I didn't notice before, and that is precisely this, That British royal baby, I think his name is George (yes, no, maybe?) is freakin adorable.

       Random facts.
1. BBQ Chicken Lean Pockets are amazing.
2. I'm pretty sure I don't want to ever get married.
3. Your fly is open. (HA! Made you look at your crotch :P)

-Liz

Crazy Little Thing Called Pie.

      Someone let me have chocolate pie. It was sugar free, so I'm not sure where this came from.
I'm lazy, I don't want to type it out, so you'll have to read screen shots from pinger. NO COMPLAINING! I do apologize for the ads. That's just pinger people. I messaged The Blonde One (otherwise known as Tiff) only like 13 times. I thought she would reply raging but i guess I amused her so with that being said, you may read how it went down, below. Cringe cringe cringe...

As if this madness wasn't enough I also told Jason that if I were to climb up on the roof of my house, the 3 slices of pie that I had recently ingested, would give me the super power needed to jump from the roof into space and kick the moon in the face.   

What have we learned today kids? 

Don't give Liz Pie. And if you think its a good idea to give Liz pie, you're wrong.

Mamma Mia, let me go.

-Liz

The Thrill of More Space.

After many trials, I finally got my bookcase up. Which is great. Due to the fact that I have a little more space in this coat closet of a room. I haven't started organizing the books. Which I need to get around to or it will bother me from here on out..OCD problems. About the only thing I did accomplish after setting it up and putting the shelves in, was putting the series books in order. Everything else was just thrown in where it would fit. But don't think bad of me because of it, my back was aching.








        I realize I haven't been doing such a great job of blogging frequently. so I am updating you right now. Sometime in July I stretched (yes mom, AGAIN) my ears to 0g. I think this will be the last time I stretch, but then again everyone says that and then before you know it, they've stretched again. We will see.








I have the strangest conversations with my good friend Jason. He made the mistake of talking about zombies with me and my brain being as weird as it is, I decided this would be the best way to reply to someone sending me a game play about zombies. I had a conversation with my sister while I was watching the video and I thought, wow, That was really an interesting conversation, Jason should know I should probably tell him. I know what you're thinking (except you made yourself look like a weirdo Liz...) right?

You're probably overwhelmed from reading this. You should go rest. 

                                                            

                                                                         -Liz