Friday, June 13, 2014

Seriously Pathetic

I recently posted a "who knows me best" list of questions on my personal Facebook just to see if anyone out there actually knew anything about me. How odd it was when my ex left a set of answers that were extremely accurate. I didn't know what to do, so I just liked the comment and didn't reply. In result he deleted his answers and I was confused. Then my sister left her answers to the questions and sadly missed a few. How pathetic I must be to only have two attempts to answer relatively easy questions about me, especially when those two people are
1.My sociopath ex.
And
2. My sister who should know me better but clearly doesn't.

Eventually you have to answer them yourself.
But still,
I'm not very happy about this.

Coke or Pepsi: 
Neither, I like RC best.

Books or movies: 

It all depends on what the books or movies contain. I'd rather watch a film than read bad literature and I'd rather read a book than watch a bland movie. 


Pool or beach:
Neither! I don't enjoy the thought of "Who's pee am I soaked in now. " Yuck. 


Dancing or singing: 
I'm not particularly good at either. I usually only do them for the sake of comedy. Rather people laugh with me than at me. 


Rain or sun: 
If its too hot out then let it rain, if its too cold out then let the sun shine!

Dogs or cats: 

All animals everywhere except maybe snakes and aardvarks, no offense aardvarks.


Inside or outside: 
Both, unless inside means "Inside Wal-mart" I'd rather not. 


Running or swimming: 
(see answer to "pool or beach") I also can't swim.


Full name:
Helen Elizabeth Jordan 


Eye color: 
Don't be fooled they look blue but the optometrist says they're gray.


Birthday: 
June 30th. 

Now you know.


So that happened.
My Best and ONLY Friend moved away today, So now I'm going to be more lonely than ever. (I'm Pathetic as already stated)
On Monday night, I had a small going away party for her. Her birthday is on July 4th I decided we needed to have fireworks. Since she wont be here for her birthday, I wanted her to see fireworks in Kentucky before she left. We didn't get to set any big ones off we were afraid that they would wake up my parents. It was still fun.

May you all take comfort in knowing that you are not the most pathetic person in the world. That position has already been filled by myself. Hope this cheered you up! No? :( poo.

-Liz